Revlon Super Lustrous Lipstick in Dramatic

A perennial--possibly too perennial--topic on r/muacjdiscussion is that of the "white whale": the product or collection that you missed out on and will forever pine after. My white whale is unquestionably MAC's Give Me Liberty of London collection from spring 2010, released less than a year before I got seriously into makeup. It might as … Continue reading Revlon Super Lustrous Lipstick in Dramatic

2020 Lipstick Chronology #3: Revlon Luscious Matte Lipstick in Shameless

Product: Revlon Super Lustrous The Luscious Mattes Lipstick in Shameless Date Purchased: Feb. 15, 2020 Grade: A Revlon has made some truly bizarre marketing decisions in the last decade. The brand built its reputation on lipstick and continues to produce such heritage shades as Cherries in the Snow and Fire and Ice, yet it went … Continue reading 2020 Lipstick Chronology #3: Revlon Luscious Matte Lipstick in Shameless

2020 Lipstick Chronology #2: Maybelline Creamy Matte Lipstick in Divine Wine

Product: Maybelline Color Sensational Creamy Matte Lipstick in Divine Wine Date Acquired: January or February 2020 Grade: A- My mother has strong opinions about my lipstick choices, and she's not shy about sharing those opinions. She has expressed distaste for some of my favorite lip products, such as Pat McGrath Madame Greige ("washes you out, … Continue reading 2020 Lipstick Chronology #2: Maybelline Creamy Matte Lipstick in Divine Wine

Wet n Wild Liquid Catsuit in Shady Witch (and a New Wave Halloween)

In the past five years or so, I've owned at least one dark lipstick in almost every color family: red, purple, pink, plum, brown, even blue and gray. Until this year, though, I had never bought a true black lipstick. Black lips were a little too predictably goth, too Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. A … Continue reading Wet n Wild Liquid Catsuit in Shady Witch (and a New Wave Halloween)

Wet n Wild MegaLength: The Only Mascara I’ve Ever Liked Enough to Review

My blog has existed for four years, but this is the first post I've ever devoted to mascara. I literally didn't have a "mascara" tag before today. You'd think I'd write more about mascara, seeing that I wear it almost daily, but there are two reasons why I avoid the subject. First, I just don't … Continue reading Wet n Wild MegaLength: The Only Mascara I’ve Ever Liked Enough to Review

Gambles with Gloss: NYX Gingersnap and Revlon Rosy Future

In my personal taxonomy, most makeup falls into one of four categories: 1) products that I collect actively (lipstick, eyeshadow, nail polish); 2) products that I own in limited numbers because I use them very slowly and/or don't find them exciting (blush, highlighter, eyeliner); 3) products that I wear regularly but purchase only when I … Continue reading Gambles with Gloss: NYX Gingersnap and Revlon Rosy Future

YouTube Made Me Buy It: Wet n Wild Megaglo Highlighter in Precious Petals

Earlier this year, as I sat watching a YouTube makeup video—a review of some gimmicky product, maybe Farsali Unicorn Oil or Ciaté Glitter Flip lipsticks—my boyfriend walked past and wondered, "Do you actually buy anything you see on YouTube?" With some pride, I said no. I'm generally immune to YouTube hype, since most influencers gravitate … Continue reading YouTube Made Me Buy It: Wet n Wild Megaglo Highlighter in Precious Petals