Happy New Year, friends! It’s 0°F outside (that’s -18°C), so we are STAYING PUT. But I’m still wearing glitter and sequins, because 2017 only dies once. And we made prosecco-raspberry jello shots and put them in French 75s.
I’m still planning a post about my lipstick inventory, but before 2017 ends, let me write up my beauty-related resolutions!
1. Low-buy throughout 2018, with a maximum of two new products (excluding replacements) per month.
This was my main resolution for 2017, and as I mentioned in my last post, it seemed to make me more obsessive about researching and planning for my next purchases. But I do think it’s wise to have a rough limit in mind, even if I don’t adhere to it every single month. So I’m going to do my best to observe that limit, and to avoid following new releases closely or looking up dozens of swatches online. This will be much easier once the new semester starts!
2. Lipstick no-buy for at least the first quarter of 2018 (through March 31)
Now, this one I will observe strictly, with one exception. I’m hunting for a taupe lipstick, similar to NYX Minx but with packaging that actually works, and if I find my perfect taupe I will allow myself to buy it. Otherwise, no new lipsticks until the end of March. After my last destash, I have 47 lipsticks, and that’s far more than I need to enjoy three months of healthy variety. The less I contribute to our society’s insane overconsumption, the better! I might decide to extend this no-buy longer than three months, or take a break after March and do another one later in the year.
3. No liquid lipsticks.
Even after my no-buy ends, I won’t buy any more liquid lipsticks. They go off more quickly than bullet lipsticks do, and they’re less convenient to apply and touch up throughout the day. When I buy a new lipstick, I do so with the expectation that I’ll use it for at least a few years. But I can’t buy a liquid lipstick with that expectation, and that’s a problem for someone with a lipstick collection as large as mine.
4. No cheap thrills, and especially no NYX.
I’ve gone off drugstore makeup in the past year. The low price point enables impulse purchases, and the products are almost never as good as I think they’ll be. Maybe it’s that I’m getting older, but I’m increasingly unwilling to pull a cheap-looking, shittily constructed lipstick out of my purse. There are quite a few drugstore products I love (Milani and Maybelline matte lipsticks, for instance), but I need to start exercising as much discrimination about drugstore makeup as I do about Sephora purchases.
This is especially true of NYX products. I haven’t yet written a post about my least favorite products of 2017, but I’ve made a list, and NYX has a significant presence on that list. I’ve been buying NYX for at least five years, and have found just three reliably good formulas from the brand: the Butter Glosses, Slim Lip Pencils, and Slide-On Eye Pencils. Significantly, those are older formulas, developed before L’Oreal bought NYX and began churning out an endless wave of new products. Even formulas that were previously great (the matte lipsticks, for instance) have gone downhill. I’d rather avoid NYX altogether than try to guess which two of the 50 products released this week will be winners.
5. Try to publish my beauty writing.
It’s no secret that the academic job market is a hot garbage fire, especially for people who specialize in 17th-century poetry and prose. I need to start thinking seriously about career options outside the academy, and though I’m under no illusion that this blog can ever become a job, I’m curious whether I can leverage my beauty writing into something semi-lucrative. Or not! We’ll see.
6. Revamp my blog layout.
This is at the bottom of my list because I’m not sure how much of a pain it will be, but I’d like to drag my blog design out of 2007 if possible. Maybe even buy my own domain?
I have some more general life resolutions, too: I want to get a short story published, reduce my sugar intake significantly, and read at least two books for pleasure per month. (You’d be shocked at how little pleasure reading I do. When your job is reading and analyzing books, your hobbies tend to become more lowbrow.) No matter what, 2018 will be a year of big changes for me, and though I’m an inveterate pessimist, I’ll try to keep a positive outlook about the future. I wish you all a wonderful year to come!